The Whore Chronicles

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hello again from the deep recesses of my vagina!!

I see that i’m not getting much traffic.  This is ok.  Everyone has to start somewhere.

“I used to be SOMEbody!  I used to be a contender!” 

Alas, not yet my friends, not yet.

I’m just gonna keep talking all the shit I would talk anyway.  If you stick around to read it.. well, don’t expect a lollipop for christ’s sake!! But do come back and read again, that’s all I can ask.

It’s almost time for me to go..

Go do what you ask?  None of your damn business, that’s what!!

Sorry, i’m grouchy… not that anyone will read this to know that.  LOL

Ha!! ok, let me leave you with one of my inspirational sayings:

“Be good, or be good at it!”

Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich
I really feel like a chicken sandwich today… which isn’t good, cuz who wants to walk around in soggy lettuce?  I do love my crispy spiceyness though!

Hello happy bloggers.

Some of you may recognize me, and if you do, than fucking yay for you. If not, well, nice to meet you.

I’ve been at this blogging thing for a long time, but alas, people keep trying to fuck it all up for me. I guess you can call them my “hatin’ crew” but fuck them. I have a lot to say, and obviously you (dear reader) are BEYOND bored if you’re actually reading this shit!

Here’s a little about me.

I’m not “technically” a whore. But i used to be. No, not the type that gets paid, that’s an escort. I was a whore cuz I liked to have sex with different people without any “relationship” crap. I guess I was the best of both worlds. A hot girl with a total guy mentality. Anyway, the name stuck (don’t ask) and i’ve learned to embrace it.

I’m an average schmuck with an average schmuck job, and most of the people I work with are schmucks too. Some WAY more schmucky than me.

Fuck, am I even spelling that right?

Anyhoo… I plan on giving you the very best of me, my life, the idiots in it, and then some. I’ve got great stories about me, and even greater stories about others.

So, please stick around and join me on my quest; to make you laugh and shock the fucking hell out of you sometimes, and other times maybe just to make you think.. although, that requires a lot of effort, so, maybe not the thinking so much.


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