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hello again from the deep recesses of my vagina!!

I see that i’m not getting much traffic.  This is ok.  Everyone has to start somewhere.

“I used to be SOMEbody!  I used to be a contender!” 

Alas, not yet my friends, not yet.

I’m just gonna keep talking all the shit I would talk anyway.  If you stick around to read it.. well, don’t expect a lollipop for christ’s sake!! But do come back and read again, that’s all I can ask.

It’s almost time for me to go..

Go do what you ask?  None of your damn business, that’s what!!

Sorry, i’m grouchy… not that anyone will read this to know that.  LOL

Ha!! ok, let me leave you with one of my inspirational sayings:

“Be good, or be good at it!”

So, im super pissed today.

My stepsister got married in March to this guy.  Nice enough guy, not my cup of tea, but whatevs.  He seemed to really be all about her and wanted to have a nice life with her.  She married him for “self preservation” .  Thats the PC term for it anyway.  In my words, she was using him for money and a place to stay. 

So, a whole 6 months later, she gets in a fight with him and gets her out.  Where does she go?  My dad’s house!!

I’m my dad’s only child, biologically.

She is not blood related, and she’s almost 20 years older than me.

1 + 1 = Horseshit

Seriously, this is the same dad that told me he couldn’t afford to buy his own grandson a birthday gift (when he was more than financially secure, mind you)  but he can take in a grown ass woman, buy her smokes and beer, and let her live in MY old bedroom for FREE???

I seriously want to scream and hit someone… HARD!

I knew I should have dropped out of high school and became an alcoholic. I would have had it made!

This is bullshit, seriously.

/rant

Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich
I really feel like a chicken sandwich today… which isn’t good, cuz who wants to walk around in soggy lettuce?  I do love my crispy spiceyness though!

Hello happy bloggers.

Some of you may recognize me, and if you do, than fucking yay for you. If not, well, nice to meet you.

I’ve been at this blogging thing for a long time, but alas, people keep trying to fuck it all up for me. I guess you can call them my “hatin’ crew” but fuck them. I have a lot to say, and obviously you (dear reader) are BEYOND bored if you’re actually reading this shit!

Here’s a little about me.

I’m not “technically” a whore. But i used to be. No, not the type that gets paid, that’s an escort. I was a whore cuz I liked to have sex with different people without any “relationship” crap. I guess I was the best of both worlds. A hot girl with a total guy mentality. Anyway, the name stuck (don’t ask) and i’ve learned to embrace it.

I’m an average schmuck with an average schmuck job, and most of the people I work with are schmucks too. Some WAY more schmucky than me.

Fuck, am I even spelling that right?

Anyhoo… I plan on giving you the very best of me, my life, the idiots in it, and then some. I’ve got great stories about me, and even greater stories about others.

So, please stick around and join me on my quest; to make you laugh and shock the fucking hell out of you sometimes, and other times maybe just to make you think.. although, that requires a lot of effort, so, maybe not the thinking so much.


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